I remember why there is a general hatred for freshmen in high school and college now. Most college freshmen come in thinking they’re the shit and college will just be a 24/7 good time. And in college they clog up publix for a whole god damn week! I just need to buy some god damn groceries! Your kid is living in a dorm! Where is he going to put your entire shopping cart of snacks?! There is no way he’s going to eat that 50 pack of kraft American cheese!